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White Trash Santa
Uncouth, unkempt, and perpetually sour. He makes the Grinch look like an old college classmate! He’ll spike the egg nog, drink a forty, and then pass out on your couch. When he finally wakes up, he’ll head to the Waffle Hut and skip out on the check!
Trailer Park Christmas
Drawn from the memories of holidays past and absurd Christmas chaos, this collection of soon to be Christmas classic features 11 chartbusting hits including ‘Santa Didn’t Flush‘ ‘Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow‘ and ‘I Didn’t Buy You Sh*t For Christmas‘.
Who Is Junior Clancy?
Born and bankrupt in Amarillo, Texas, Junior Clancy gives you a laughable look at a perpetual underdog with a depressing history steeped in busted expectations and missed opportunities.
Singer/songwriter Junior Clancy cordially invites you to experience this Holiday Season with the broke and miserable.
Gloomy, glum and cynically pessimistic, you’ll get a bird’s eye view of the world through the eyes and experiences of the uninspired; a world filled with mayonnaise sandwiches, used boots and home made wine.
Written from the heart and delivered with true, unfiltered good old boy emotion, Clancy takes aim at the very core of the American experience – right down to the discount beer and the duct taped bumpers.
New pics from the Houston photo shoot
Who Is Junior Clancy?
Born and bankrupt in Amarillo, Texas, Junior Clancy gives you a laughable look at a perpetual underdog with a depressing history steeped in busted expectations and missed opportunities.
Singer/songwriter Junior Clancy cordially invites you to experience this Holiday Season with the broke and miserable.
Gloomy, glum and cynically pessimistic, you’ll get a bird’s eye view of the world through the eyes and experiences of the uninspired; a world filled with mayonnaise sandwiches, used boots and home made wine.
Written from the heart and delivered with true, unfiltered good old boy emotion, Clancy takes aim at the very core of the American experience – right down to the discount beer and the duct taped bumpers.
New pics from the Houston photo shoot
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